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i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape
Anonymous said: But olive what if it tastes salty??
pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.
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Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
"Once upon a time…"
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
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